your enemies friend

jesus rots teeth... BOO!

work is getting... un-manageable (is this a word? Yes. Probably it is. Yes

very important things

To the left is a drawing of a cow that I did.

Cows are my favorite animals for three reasons:

1)They are the funniest of all living mammals.

2)They are very awesome at being cow-like, and very good musicians.

3)While it is well known that cows have eight stomachs, what is not as well known is that they also have eight nipples! All of which produce delicious milk that can be made into any number of other delicious dairy products (frozen custard).

Below is a photo I took of Corky-dog and Mimsy-dog. Mimsy-dog is licking himself and Corky-dog is just sort of sitting there like an idiot really... but doesn't it also sort of seem like she's saying, "Oh brother. Here we go again!"

This is important because it is like a perfectly simple visual representation of the premise of The George Lopez Show.

fourth of july (yesterday) in brooklyn

to sum it all up: some guy sells things that glow, carina exhibits little interest in photos... or varied interest, there are numerous people with umbrellas (because it rained), we forgot umbrellas but then another friend shows up and she has an umbrella which is sweet, the german (who is actually from hungary) sees fireworks for the first time and is dumbfounded and slack-jawed with a cigarette hanging from her mouth because the closest approximation to fireworks that they have in budapest (a place in hungary... allegedly) is the city's prize goat which once a year the entire village gathers around and covers in lighter fluid before sending it running through the town square whilst they pummel him with empty cans of orange soda... which the tribes in hungary actually worship (fact. this is science. look it up asshole.)

"They are so unlike any flaming goats I have ever seen in my village... How do these American goats launch so very high into the air?"

Science, that's how. Good old American goat science.

punching at air

There I am. In the background. Sweet.

medical swag

my father's socks

ashley on a bed

she is sitting there and I am taking her photo... I think she had recently acquired a cat named Penny